BrainSmart - Radio
Script:
95% of people won't pay attention to this. Are you not paying attention? Good. We don't want you to pay attention. So stop. Because it's only when you're not paying attention that we can sell you our product. Which markedly improves your concentration. It's called BrainSmart.
Compensation
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Have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your fault? Instead of suing an employer, relative or close friend, get some self-respect. Then, improve your concentration. With BrainSmart.
Testimonial
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Here's what a recent BrainSmart customer had to say:
"BrainSmart made me notice things. Like the fact that she was coming home late... without her earrings... smelling of another man. We're no longer together. I do still think about her everyday. In short, BrainSmart ruined my life."
Improve your concentration. BrainSmart.
Labs
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When we first came up with it, it was revolutionary. Lots of scientists in white coats getting over-excited, y'know. We were going to call it 'the advanced, neurological enzyme-stimulating cognition enhancement capsule. But then the marketing guys came in. Reminded us who we were selling to.
Improve your concentration with the advanced, neurological enzyme-stimulating cognition enhancement capsule. Otherwise known as BrainSmart.